AISubs v3.7
It's like a special feature of an artist whose name or song title we don't know.
That's the first thing.
- So... - Yes?
Yes?
We've never ridden a bamboo horse before!
[We've never ridden a bamboo horse before]
- Don't get too excited. - So...
- We've never ridden a bamboo horse before. - Have we?
- At Ketsuya Park... - Oh!
- I've ridden a bamboo horse once in a video. - Oh!
- I've ridden a weird animal. - Yeah, I've ridden a bamboo horse.
- We've ridden it once in a video. - Yeah.
We've tried a lot of things.
But we've never ridden a bamboo horse.
We've realized that we have to be careful about it.
Oh, you're right!
It's easy and helpful.
What kids can do is what adults can do.
So we're going to try riding a bamboo horse and see what adults can do.
- That's what we want to do in this video. - Yes!
This is nothing for kids.
Anyone can do it.
But there's something more for adults.
But we can't show you yet.
Once we clear this obstacle, we'll show you the next step.
- There's a big bamboo horse today. - Yeah.
- The next step is... - It's fine.
I don't think there's anyone who doesn't ride a bamboo horse.
The rule is...
You can't even say you're riding a bamboo horse.
You can try riding a bamboo horse.
After you touch the bamboo horse, you have to stretch out 10cm each.
If you can ride it in 5 minutes, you clear it.
If you can't do it, you have to drop out of the system.
But we've never done it before.
We're worried.
To be honest, we've built up our fear.
- We're worried about whether we can do it. - Yeah.
If we can't do it, we'll drop out of the system.
- There's a possibility that we won't be in the main video. - Yeah.
In that case, we'll make "Isagio" the sub-video.
Isagio
I think it's important for our videos to change depending on our abilities.
- Let's do our best. - Yes!
So, we'll make a simple game for adults against kids.
Let's ride a bamboo horse!
Well, let's go in order of our number of attendance.
Yes.
Then, I'll go first.
Well...
No, I'll go last.
I'll go first.
I'll go last.
We can't catch you in this situation.
I'll go last.
You look like you're going to ride it.
Do you have a bad sensibility?
Eh?
It doesn't match at all.
But I know...
If I don't know the move, I can't do it.
I don't think I can do it either.
You're going to be in the lead, for the time being.
Shibayu is the star of the first stage.
Forward.
Oh!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's good!
Zero became one.
I want to know which one is good and which one is bad here.
Certainly.
I see.
But this may be bad.
I think it's bad.
Think about it later.
It's impossible.
It's easy.
Well, I'll go.
But I'm a little nervous.
Oh, it's good all of a sudden.
Oh, it's good.
It's amazing.
It's a good move of Shibayu.
I'm really not confident.
No way!
Oh?
Oh? Oh? Oh?
It's not just lifting it up, it's lifting it up with your hands.
It's troublesome.
Oh!
Are you okay?
Oh, it's good.
The last one is Ryo.
Yes.
Oh, it's good.
It's good.
Ryo looks like he's in the middle of riding.
Yes, it's well-balanced.
Ryo has always been like a bamboo horse.
No kidding.
Yes.
Are you okay now?
Well, we can all ride it.
We've reached the starting line.
So let's do it right away.
Yes.
First of all, 10 centimeters.
Oh, you're going with power.
If you do this, you'll go down, right?
No, no, no.
Wait, wait.
Oh!
Dolgaman's sweep.
I think we can do it here.
It's 10cm now.
Let's do it.
OK!
I'll do it.
OK!
I need a pickaxe.
OK, Mr. Tetsuya with a pickaxe.
Master, please!
Please! Hurry up!
I'm sorry!
Thank you! Hurry up!
That's what I like about you.
Great power!
Thumbnail decided!
What are you doing?
OK, I'll do it.
It's high!
I'm a little scared of this place.
I think it's scary.
Oh, it's good!
Oh, great!
Great wind is blowing.
I'm scared!
Oh, it's difficult!
Maybe you should lower your hands.
Be conscious of your hands.
Oh, I see.
Either way, it's this way.
Oh, that's great!
Good!
Great!
Let's go for it!
Hahaha!
You're avoiding it again, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I've never raised my feet this high before!
That's it! Forward!
Good!
Oh, good, good!
Face forward! Face forward!
Forward! Forward! Forward!
Heavy! Heavy! Heavy! Lift!
I've stepped on it a lot.
Is it okay here?
It's still high!
Here we go!
Yes!
It's not good, it's not good!
Oh, you can do it!
Great!
If you put your feet properly, you can still afford it!
Yeah, it's perfect!
Wow, it's high!
Yeah, it's high!
Wow! 60!
You can do it!
No, you can do it!
You can do it!
Yo-ka! Yo-ka! Yo-ka! Yo-ka!
You have to step on it from here!
Perfect!
No, you can't do it!
What?
It's high! It's high!
It's hard when you go forward!
Next!
Oh, good, good, good!
Good, good, good!
I'm Yo-ka! Let's shout!
I'm Yo-ka!
Hahaha!
It's a line that Yo-ka never says!
I'm in danger now!
No, it's okay!
But it might be better than "it's okay"!
Oh, that's right!
Next!
- Seite-iro-taro! - Taro, Taro, Taro!
You're such a smart guy, Shibai!
That was awesome!
Tell me how you can open it!
It's kind of juicy.
Wow!
Look!
Awesome!
First of all, get off!
First of all, change places!
Don't pretend like you're giving it to me.
Hahaha!
I wanted tocombat it like that!
I'll do it!
Okay!
Okay, it worked!
Okay, it's okay.
Wow!
Okay!
Steamed corn!
It's pretty hard to get used to, with the steam corns…
- Huh? - Let's do it!
- How many do we need? - I'd like about ten.
Let's not take up too much space.
- Ah! - That's dangerous!
- Alright! - Ah!
- My legs are killing me! - Ah!
I can't cut it, but will you hold it for me?
One, two...
- Oh no! - Huh?
- Ah! It's coming! - Good!
- Look forward! - Ah!
Do you want to try three more times?
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
That was close...
Last one!
It's important!
Insect glasses, 60!
Fail!
Some people are not good at this...
There were six of us here, more than we thought...
Five of us...
We were able to try this far...
Five of us...
It's really five of us...
Why isn't he here?!
I think he's here!
Let's do it, then!
If you feel like you can do it, you have to do it!
Okay!
That's good!
Okay!
Yes!
Great!
64 people cleared!
Yes!
70cm!
Yes!
It's huge!
This is expensive!
We've already got the hang of it, so please use it as you like!
Yes!
70cm cleared!
80cm!
That's good!
Can you do that?
I can do it!
Wow!
I'm scared!
That's good!
Yes!
Okay!
Shall we end it here?
It's my turn now!
I'm at the top!
I can't change it!
I don't want you to fail here!
Let's do it again and again!
Yotsuya-kun, please challenge the art battlefield!
I'll do it!
It's high!
It's high like an idiot!
How did you get it?
I fell and hit it.
That's right. Your posture has changed a lot.
Can you measure it in 5 minutes?
There is a possibility that it will exceed 5 minutes, so I will measure it.
start!
I can do it!
Can you take it off?
What should I do with my bamboo horse?
It's dangerous to do it there.
1 minute and 45 seconds!
It's dangerous!
It's okay! I can do it!
Watch the TV!
50 seconds left!
You can do it!
Calm down! Calm down!
It's coming! It's coming!
Wow!
Isn't it a toy?
Isn't it okay?
Wow! There are only 20 seconds left!
It's dangerous!
Wow! Yotsuya-kun!
It's wonderful!
It's hard! No, 5 minutes is just right!
Oh, it's hard!
Take a break!
Wow! It's wet!
Why!?
I'll cut it, so be careful!
Why is it cutting!?
It's not wet!
That's weird!
You said you had sweaty hands.
That's weird!
Your sweaty hands!
That's weird!
Your sweaty hands!
30 seconds left!
I'll cut it!
Oh, oh, oh!
It's detailed!
Why is it so detailed?
I don't know if you're kidding me or not!
Oh, great!
But it's all here!
Seriously, there's nothing!
There's really nothing!
Here we go!
Oh, but it's stable...
I can do it!
Ah, it's okay!
You're good!
Great!
You guys are amazing!
Clap, clap!
It's hard!
But, Tetsuya-san, this is a little...
It's impossible!
It's not!
The challenge will end!
This is already the max!
So, we've stopped using bamboos!
Yes!
We don't need this anymore!
Please mix it up!
Ah! Ah!
Huh? What?
What? What? What?
It hurts!
Seriously!
It hurts!
I left it like this!
What is this?
A bamboo horse is proud of its height!
It's name is...
Takeshi!
Hahaha!
How do you write kanji?
"Takeshi" and "bushi"
Takeshi!
Takeshi-kun!
By the way, can you hold one of these?
It's heavy!
Can you hold one of these?
No, no, it's impossible!
The level has changed, seriously!
Amazing!
Takeshi, it's cold, but...
We're just riding it, after all!
This scenario is crazy!
It's crazy!
Okay, Shibata, let's go!
Wait, Shibata, it's too dense!
No, but...
This is the rough part!
Hahaha!
Ready...
Let go!
I'm letting go!
Ready...
I'm letting go!
Aaaaaah!
It's an accident!
It doesn't move!
It's impossible, even if you let it go!
Ready...
I'm letting go!
Amazing!
Ready...
I'm letting go!
Aaaaaah!
Ouch!
I don't think we can move forward!
Maybe there's a secret way of moving forward!
A secret way of moving forward!
With all your strength!
I'm scared!
It's scary to ride it!
Yeah, it's scary at first!
Let's go!
Ready...
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're a professional rider! - You're amazing, Toshinori!
- You're so relaxed! - Wow!
- Argh! - This is pretty tough!
Full power control!
- I won't let you down! - Okay!
- Here I go!
- Okay! - Ready...
- Wow! - Wow!
- I can't do it! - I think I saw it now...
- When you're in trouble, you stretch out your arms! - Oh...
- I've always been like that! - Toshinori is completely unique!
- I've always stretched out my arms! - I see!
- That's it! - That's it!
- Okay! - Okay!
TOSHINORI'S SECOND TRY
- Here I go! - Ready...
- Okay! - Okay!
- Here I go! - Ready...
- Oh! - Wow!
TOSHINORI'S THIRD TRY
Ready...
- Okay! - Here I go!
- Behind you! - Behind you!
- Okay! - Ready...
- I'm a raccoon! - I'm a raccoon!
- Um... I left it only in my pinky... - Wow!
- I'm a raccoon! - Aw...
- How's your injury today, Tetsuya? - My injury today...
- Your injury today... - Yes...
- Your... pinky... - Aw...
- Dislocation! - Dislocation...
- Don't say it like a type of dislocation! - Oh!
- Will it hurt gradually? - Oh!
- Wait, it really hurts! - If you feel like it's going to hurt, it'll get worse!
But, like, if it hurts like that, you'd have to feel like it hurts, wouldn't you?
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
TOSHINORI'S FOURTH TRY
Oh! Wow!
Wait, I'm going to die!
Ah, I can't do it!
Waaah!
[He's about to die]
Ah! That was dangerous! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[He's about to die]
Hey, lift me up! Lift me up! Lift me up!
Waaah!
[He's about to die]
Ah, I'm in trouble! I can't walk!
[He's about to die]
Ah, it might be impossible for me to do it!
Ah, let's stop it!
We would like to entrust our feelings to Toshimitsu.
We're giving up!
Hey, could you touch this for me?
This is normal. This is my normal little finger.
- Your normal little finger is dirty. - I killed it.
- You killed it? - By the way, it's not broken, is it?
- I'm going to break it now. - Ouch!
- It hurts!
Your state of illness will change with editing!
- Shinkaaaan! - What's wrong with you?
- Ouch! I said! - What's wrong with you?
Don't edit! Give me back my kid!
- Give me back my money! - You're so strong.
- Is it broken? - It's never broken.
- I don't know what's going on. - It's stuck in my finger.
- It's bleeding! - Hang in there.
- I got hurt again. I don't like this.
- 120 centimeters. - 120!
- Here we go. - Okay.
One, two...
- Wow! - Wow!
- You can put it on your chest like that?
- You're able to ride it completely.
- This is okay.
- Ouch! - Suzuki-chan, how high do you want it to go?
- I think I want it to go up to 151 meters.
- Too high! - Too high!
- It's completely different! - It's completely different.
- Yes, it's broken.
- I want you to forgive me for the broken part.
- Wow, it's bending too much! Wait a minute, it's bending too much!
- It's like this now.
- Okay.
- Seriously,
- Can you see the stick?
- It's a little bent. - Yeah, it's bent when I fell.
- Can you ride it once?
- Here we go. - Okay!
- One, two...
- Wow! - It's falling!
- That was close! - That was close!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- One, two... - Go for it!
- Wow! - It's falling!
- Wow, wow, wow! - It's stable!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- It's stable! - This is the main event!
- Wow!
- It's done! - Thank you for teaching me!
- Here we go! - It's falling!
- Wow! - That was close!
- You can do it. If you have a straight stick, you can definitely do it.
- Is Takeshi's limit 150 meters? - Yes.
- Takeshi's limit is 150 meters even in this wet conditions.
- It's tilted. It's not 4 meters away from you.
- Takeshi's limit is 150 meters away from you. - Yes.
- Takeshi's limit is 150 meters away from you. - Takeshi's limit is 150 meters away from you.
- I've seen it with my own eyes.
- I think he can do 150 meters. - Yes.
- Let's watch it one last time.
- That's... - What?
- Oh, sorry. I can't do it.
- It's too scary. - Wait, wait, wait. It's here.
- I think he can do 150 meters even if he's an ordinary person.
- That's amazing. - For a regular Takeshi, Toshimitsu's limit is super high.
- Takeshi! - That's right.
- If we talk about the Tokai On-Air as a whole,
- we've conquered Takeshi, who can't ride a horse, and Takeshi, who can't ride a child.
- We've learned that you can ride a horse in Tokai On-Air. - Yes.
- It's too dangerous, so we won't ride it anymore.
- Everyone, we're going to the hospital!
- Bye-bye! - You're the only one who's serious.
- Take care!